IN-DEPTH: Local Homies Were Prepared For Floods In Texas

HOUSTON – Local homies in the Second Ward of Houston, Texas, were reportedly ready to deal with increasing precipitation ahead of Monday’s storms that left many trying to figure out how to navigate through the flooding waters.

According to Angel “Shy Boy” Flores, who owns a 1978 Lincoln lowrider, there was no need to paddle his way through the streets.

“Ain’t nothin’ but a thang. Who’s the fool now?”, mentioned Angel when asked to comment about how he was able to get to the grocery store through 14 inches of rain.

Flores is looking to start a Kickstarter campaign after requests came pouring in asking how others can get their cars “flood ready”.